PRESENTING SOMETHING NEW
PRESENTING SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING
MATERIA MEDICA POETRY
1) I AM ARSENIC - I WANT TO BE CLEAN.
2) I AM BRYONIA - I AM JUST LAZY DON'T THINK I'M MEAN.
3) I AM CALCAREA - I NEED SOME SECURITY.
4) I AM DULCAMARA - I DON'T WANT DAMPNESS, GIVE ME PURITY.
5) I AM EUPHRASIA - I NEED A HANKY TO CLEAN MY EYES AND NOSE.
6) I AM GELSEMIUM - I AM FEELING SO DIZZY AND DROWSY.
7) I AM HYOCYAMUS - I AM SHAMELESS AND LOUSY.
8) I AM IPECACUANHA - I JUST WANNA PUKE.
9) I AM KALI CARB - I HAVE BAD BACK PAIN.
10) I AM LACHESIS - YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM TALKING, YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN.
11) I AM MANCINELLA - I AM SAD AND SILENT.
12) I AM NATRUM MURIATICUM - DON'T GIVE ME SYMPATHY IT MAKES ME VIOLENT.
13) I AM OPIUM - I HAVE SO MUCH CONSTIPATION.
14) I AM PHOSPHOROUS - I WANT COLOURS AND CELEBRATION.
15) I AM QUILLAYA - I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING.
16) I AM RHUS TOX - MY JOINTS ARE PLEADING.
17) I AM SULPHUR - I AM BURNING INSIDE BRIGHTLY.
18) I AM TARENTULA - I JUST CAN'T SIT QUIETLY.
19) I AM URTICA - I HAVE BAD RASHES.
20) I AM VERATRUM ALBUM - I AM SO WEAK I FEEL LIKE ASHES.
21) I AM WYETHIA - PLEASE CURE MY THROAT.
22) I AM XEROPHYLLUM - I AM SO DULL, I FEEL LIKE A GOAT.
23) I AM YUCCA - MY STOMACH IS NOT WELL.
24) I AM ZINCUM - I HAVE SO MUCH FAG, MY LIFE HAS BECOME HELL.
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