PRESENTING SOMETHING NEW


PRESENTING SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING



MATERIA MEDICA POETRY


1) I AM ARSENIC - I WANT TO BE CLEAN.

2) I AM BRYONIA - I AM JUST LAZY DON'T THINK I'M MEAN.

3) I AM CALCAREA - I NEED SOME SECURITY.

4) I AM DULCAMARA - I DON'T WANT DAMPNESS, GIVE ME PURITY.

5) I AM EUPHRASIA - I NEED A HANKY TO CLEAN MY EYES AND NOSE.

6) I AM GELSEMIUM - I AM FEELING SO DIZZY AND DROWSY.

7) I AM HYOCYAMUS - I AM SHAMELESS AND LOUSY.

8) I AM IPECACUANHA - I JUST WANNA PUKE.

9) I AM KALI CARB - I HAVE BAD BACK PAIN.

10) I AM LACHESIS - YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM TALKING, YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN.

11) I AM MANCINELLA - I AM SAD AND SILENT.

12) I AM NATRUM MURIATICUM - DON'T GIVE ME SYMPATHY IT MAKES ME VIOLENT.

13) I AM OPIUM - I HAVE SO MUCH CONSTIPATION.

14) I AM PHOSPHOROUS - I WANT COLOURS AND CELEBRATION.

15) I AM QUILLAYA - I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING.

16) I AM RHUS TOX - MY JOINTS ARE PLEADING.

17) I AM SULPHUR - I AM BURNING INSIDE BRIGHTLY.

18) I AM TARENTULA - I JUST CAN'T SIT QUIETLY.

19) I AM URTICA - I HAVE BAD RASHES.

20) I AM VERATRUM ALBUM - I AM SO WEAK I FEEL LIKE ASHES.

21) I AM WYETHIA - PLEASE CURE MY THROAT.

22) I AM XEROPHYLLUM - I AM SO DULL, I FEEL LIKE A GOAT.

23) I AM YUCCA - MY STOMACH IS NOT WELL.

24) I AM ZINCUM - I HAVE SO MUCH FAG, MY LIFE HAS BECOME HELL.


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